DAILYSASS Guide to Winter

Dear Pussycats,

So I'm sure many of you know that I'm from Honolulu, and this is not only my first bitter winter ever, but my first winter ever, period.

So here are a few thoughts I've had over the past few months:

I can't remember the last time I had an iced coffee.

Gloves are like Milli Vanilli or Peanuts and Butter - better together than apart. One glove literally means nothing to you unless you want to do some sort of weird MJ tribute.

You will find yourself violently angry at anyone when freezing. It's kind of like Pedestrian road rage - someone who might accidentally bump into you trying to grab the Half and Half at Starbucks will become Voldemort.

Delivery Food is the greatest invention since the Boy band, and (y'all know how much I love me some Zayn).

Snowboots are actually essential. Doc Martens are completely POINTLESS, the icy streets of NY will become a damn slip-and-slide if you don't have the proper (and usually always ugly) equipment. 

MOISTURIZE MOISTURIZE MOISTURIZE, because you will turn into a scaly Godzilla baby in 2 seconds if you don't.

I can't remember the last time I had swamp ass, or heavily perspired for that matter (which is actually the bomb).

Cuddlebuddys are essential.

If you double-up on pairs of tights, you can still wear your favorite summer dresses and not totally hate yourself.

I never thought I'd look forward to 30 degree weather, but compared to 2 degrees, I'm in Sandals Jamaica.

And despite the fact that I look ridiculously cute in winter wear (see above photo), I'm ready for my little piggies to see the sun again.

What are your tips and thoughts this winter?

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