4/4/13

The ABC'S of Bad Ass B'z: B

The ABC's of Bad Ass B'z
B is for Beyonce

All HAIL QUEEN B
I could tell you about her back story, I could tell you about my favorite songs of hers, I could even do the single ladies dance for you, but that isnt why we are discussing her.
Ladies and Gentlemen I've been obsessed with Queen B since day 1.
Ever since I saw her wear all orange camo in the "Say My Name" music video, I've been completely hooked on her girl power-self empowered- hardworking-bootylicious-no shit taking jamz and damn can that girl WHALE.

Or maybe I fell in love with them during their cameo apparence on Smart Guy...either way its been a long time.

What I wouldn't give to be that baby, Blue Ivy, seriously tho, can we body swap or....?

Most recently there was a Beyonce concert that played in between two halves of some big sports game or something like that, all I know is that I was so emotionally invested and completely bewildered in the amazingness that is Beyonce, that I shed several tears into my plate of BBQ hotwings from Pizza Hut. THATS LOVE RIGHT THUR.

She made an entire music video for every album on B.Day
She made a video for Michelle Obama to help childhood obesity
She's a modern day feminist
yes yes yes Beyonce yes.

She is the quintessence of raw girl power maturing into polished bossness, she is everything I aspire to be as a mogul and more.
There isn't a SINGLE music video that I don't like. And not to get ridiculously sappy or anything, last last december I went through a really rough time with bad friends and a bad situation and I was totally in a funk for awhile and the one thing that no matter what, put a smile on my face and made me feel better if only for that mere three minutes and 22 seconds was Beyonce.

So here is some bougie B, and some all natural B



"Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes."


And if this doesnt do it for you
I actually don't know what will.

And if my calendar is correct, her album drops tomorrow!!!
so go out
buy it, you know you want too
Have a great Beyonce filled evening
and please keep it Sascha Fierce
xoxoxoxoxo
Sasssquatch

6 comments:

  1. Sweet baby jesus, that acoustic video...godDAMN AND A HALF!

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  2. Great post, I'm really waiting for the C now!!

    You left me the most adorable and encouraging comment of all time. Seriously. Thank you so much. It would be great to have a tea and a chat with you. I love London, but you have to come in Italy one day!

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  3. Yessss! I agree. That performance of Halo is beautiful ahjsaskja.m,

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  4. I've been shaking my butt to beyonce since i saw her shake hers to bills bills bills

    love this feature you're doing!

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  5. I love Beyonce's why don't you love me video :D

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  6. Please tell me you've seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vXXiku0580&feature=player_embedded

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