Where In the World is Sasssquatch?

So I know I haven't updated you in awhile
I've been busy, I've had finals , I have pink hair and well now, I'm abroad
I took two flights, the first, a five hour flight to California
This flight was NBD, it was a straight 5 hour shot, I watched 3 episodes of 90210 and read 100 pages into one of the most inspiring books I've picked up in quite awhile, Scar Tissue by the lead singer of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Anthony Kiedis,
I've been a huge fan of his work and his overall sexiness for quite sometime but man, the way this book portrays a drug addict from an honestly genius perspective, is honestly genius! Its interesting to hear the back story for his struggle and to understand how it manifested. I'm no where finished but DAMN, it is an EXCELLENT book, already I give it three thumbs up, (I find 2 arbitrary).

Then after a 2 hour layover at LAX, where I remembered my dream and my cardigan while departing the plane, I ate a slice, grabbed my over sized Marry Poppins esque tote and got onboard for the trip of a lifetime.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am in BLODDY ENGLAND.
oh, you're jealous? Don't be, I worked my little buns off to go on this trip, and I'm so incredibly thankful. I am, no joke, the LUCKIEST girl in the entire universe! 
But I don't want you to think for a second that this flight was biscuits and jam, it was a long 12 hour flight, but luckily thanks to international law, I had a little friend to make this journey so much sweeter.
Yes, I'm that bloody American that is a little too excited that the drinking age is 18. But hey people! You should be happy for me, now I can get slammed LEGALLY.

so any who this post is basically just to drop a line and tell you was sup, I'm alive, I'm incredible happy and...damn I stick out like a sore thumb! Anywho I have more pictures and stories to tell you already, so look forward to those, I'll update this puppy dog as much as possible but I'm not keeping my promises, I've got to bend it like Beckham, I've got to destroy Lord Voldemort, I need to discover a secret garden and marry Prince Harry all with British class and elegance. 

So Ladies and Gentlemen,
Pinkies up,
I look forward to hearing from you soon
and please let me know if there is anything I HAVE TO DO while I'm here. 
Have a lovely evening and PLEASE, keep it sassy,


  1. Yeah, I'm jealous.

    Something you have to do? Take some times to spend in some of the London's parks because they are simply amazing.

  2. ahh so great! how excellent is that book? I read it it's great.
    and now whenever I meet guys who are like way older I'm like WELL ANTHONY KEIDIS WAS 25 WHEN HE LIVED WITH AND DATED A 16 YEAR OLD SO BITCH PLEEASE

    anyways hope you have a great trip, how excellent is 18 drinking age? 21 sounds horrendous!